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Actual Conversations with Self


As I run out the door: Wait, are these the pants with amniotic fluid on them? If I have to even ask that probably I shouldn’t be wearing them. But I don’t have time to change. So let’s just say they aren’t. GAAAH! What is that white stuff on the leg? Oh. Good. It’s just that marshmallow frosting. I can wipe that off with a towel when I get to work, easy. And off I go.

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